It's Friday

And I NEED to get out of here. Badly.

Here is how my last call transpired (well, actually, just how it ended)

Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Caller: "No, you were delightful, as usual."
Me: "Have a nice day."
Caller: "You have a super day!"
Hang up.
Me: " Yeah, bite me..."

How quickly can I get to My Island?