GPS

Did you hear about the guy that drove his car into the river because the GPS said to make a right which he did, and drove right into the river?

OK, let me refrain from going on and on about what a moron he is and say when it comes to people like this, I believe in the Darwin theory. Let the "Dumb Feck" drive right into the river.

And actually, in the passenger seat, should be the woman who is going on a hunger strike until a certain contestant is voted off American Idol. In fact, I hope the guy driving has bus, because then he can hold a lot of idiots as they merrily drive into the river together!